Sometimes I write things that are naughty and silly. My sense of humor isn’t for everyone, but if you like the samples, you’ll enjoy the books.


One-Eyed Dick and the Spring of Perpetual Wood

One-Eyed Dick, Nellie the Whore, and the Spring of Perpetual Wood

So this here tale’s about how Dick agreed to help his old pal Nellie find the Spring of Perpetual Wood. Nellie believed it’d make ‘em rich, but Dick worried about who else might be protectin’ that spring. Of course, he’s gotta screw he way to the spring first…

If ya like tall tales with naughty scenes, you’ll like One-Eyed Dick.